Perth - Brandy

America is about to try and shoot down one of its own satellites. This spy-bird failed before reaching orbit and is on its way back down. Everybody thinks they will try to shoot it down to stop its spy-tech from falling into the wrong (right?) hands - despite official platitudes about 'safety' - but the real reason is that, if nothing is done soon, it will smack right into the centre of Perth.

Why? Brandy - aka Jabba the Mutt - has reached such gigantic proportions, she now has her own gravity field.

Satellite Magnet.