Perth House

This is the house we are renting in Subiaco, Perth...

Right across the road is Brandy's Park. Scene of the 2007 Battle of Subiaco, this is where several thousand Concerned Parents heroically faced off a dozen dog walkers. In the ensuing bloodbath, Brandy, the clinically obese sausage dog, grimaced at the parent's right flank causing them to flee in terror and breaking the will of the main force. The dogs triumphed and Brandy will, for ever more, have somewhere to widdle.
Enough of that, here's the road entrance. Prudence forbids me from mentioning the dayglow orange Mazda 2 in the parking spot for number 3.
That's the gate to the house (number 3 out of 4 in the block).
There is a proper little courtyard in the front with, for some reason, a pot Dopey the dwarf .
The living room with the telly we rented.
There is a small back courtyard where Brandy sometimes likes to sun herself. To the left is the kitchen. Whatever that is.
The back courtyard is nothing much but it does have this strange contraption. I can only speculate what the denizens of WA would do with such a thing. Hang small marsupials on it, perhaps, or slice Emu's eggs.
As this is a 2-storey house there are stairs. They get you up-stairs. These builders didn't miss much, if you ask me.
I'm not going to comment on this because, if I did, a large number of internet nanny filters would have to sit down in a dark room with soothing music and a nice cup of tea.
And finally, this is from the balcony.